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The different viruses in EXO.

• Happy virus: Once infected, you will feel lighthearted and excited. Symptoms include forever smiling and creepy smiles.
• Grabby virus: When you wave, all your waves turns into dinosaur grabs. It will make you look more intimidating than you should be.
• 4D virus: Your body will perform derpy actions without you noticing. Derpy actions pose high level danger, anyone who sees it may fall off the chair laughing. Beware.
• Restlessness virus: You can't stop talking and moving around once infected. Restlessness runs for the whole day unless the bearer is asleep. Side effects includes the ability to clap in different ways.
• Pokerface virus: Can be fought with laughter and something called "Luhan", otherwise, straight face all the way all day.
• Containment virus: A good virus that helps you contain your derp for a period of time, however, side effects include losing at scissors-paper-stone. Cause of side effect remains unknown.
• Bitch-face virus: Bearer of the virus would display a similar symptom as "Pokerface virus". This type of virus strikes worse when a microphone is passed to the bearer. "Luhan" treatment is ineffective towards this virus. Only laughter or hearing disclosed secrets can fight against the virus.
• Big-mouth virus: Hears secrets and tells them most inconveniently in the public. Side effects includes forgetfulness.
• Kallmann syndrome virus: Causes bearer to look much younger than his real age.
• Realistic-ness disease: Those infected think in a too logical, such as, when asked for a dot, bearer would only give one dot.
• Language order disease: Like the "Containment virus", it is a good form of virus that makes the bearer want to wholeheartedly learn and master a foreign language. Side effect includes perfectionist traits like being organised. It's a healthy disease to have.
• Language disorder disease: The opposite of "Language Order disease", however, symptoms of learning a foreign language remains. But, those infected with this disease tends to be laxed when speaking a newly picked up language like calling "Taurus" "Beef" and addressing older guys as "Oppa" when the speaker is a male.
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• Oh god, this is so freaking true!

Source: talking-exo